May: National Masturbation Month - ENJOY!

May, the sun is shining, the warm wind is blowing and really what more can a person have to say about May. It's National Masturbation Month. The month where all men and women express their sexual desires with their left or right hands.

I am serious, this is a true month to excel in the art of masturbation. Male or female, whether you are jerkin your gherkin, or explore the deep dark hole, at some point your body will respond with a glorious orgasm.

Now for some of us, the month of May isn't reserved just for for that time of personal exploration. For many of us, we can't keep our hands off of our love muscle. But you know their is a medical belief that says masturbation is good for your body. Helps to relieve headaches, the head between your ears, releases endorphins into your body to help relieve pain and stress. The nice thing about masturbation is it doesn't require any additional tools. They are helpful, but just your hand and maybe some lube and you are all set for a joyous time.

Now not to get to far into the process, well okay - let's start with our men folk. they come with the man tool, also know by a lot of different terms, the official terminology is penis. Dick, cock, schlong.. I need not go on. A bit of lube, KY, spit in a desperate situation. However, many men just prefer to wank dry. And the last bit of equipment is a hand.. Left hand, or right hand, which ever feels natural for you. On some rare occasions a partners two feet can make all the difference. 

Now the question is, do I stroke the full length or just the head. A lot of that depends on the most sensual part of your dick. I enjoy a full stroke. And then after that it's just a matter of repeating the up and down motion or the back and forth motion, until you explode. No not literally explode, but your body gets tight, you can't breath and suddenly a wonderful emission from your dick. White and hot and wet. They are known as the little swimmers. In normal sex they would be one half of the baby making process.

Hopefully, you will have the side rag ready to clean up. Paper towel, napkins or tissues are good, but that get's expensive. So a wash cloth works best, can be washed and nobody needs to be the wiser.  They say, 20 minutes of hard work for 2.3 second of ultimate joy.Now sometimes men will masturbation only so far and then stop, they are just trying to extend the time they have with their hard on and their hand. That is called edging. Women do it to. But men are more the master of it I think.

And then after edging, a man must take himself to the final end. He loves that feeling of orgasm and just let's loose.

This is a fun time to celebrate the joy of your human body.

Women have as much fun with their own body. But given that their plumbing is inside they have to go about it a different way. And their results are the same, but less messy if you get my drift. For women it involved reaching into the cave and looking for that one bit of skin which hangs down. And once they find it. Well off they go. And for men we have a hard time knowing if they are really shooting their load as we say. Many times they just fake it. But when they are alone they really do get into it.

Meanwhile, this is the month to express yourself, and I don't mean what you are thinking. But sure, enjoy your body. If it is your first time just remember it is a normal thing to do and has nothing to do with sexual orientation. It's just part of being a human being.

And remember masturbation is not restricted to the month of May, enjoy it all year long. And do it in groups. Or alone. And don't forget it is just a part of being who you are. And you will be amazed how many men and women will agree with you about the ultimate pleasures that masturbation brings them.

Okay the no shirt, no shoes, no pants sign is from a nudist resort. But what better time to express yourself then when you are naked at the beach. (Legalities not withstanding.)

So in honor of the Month of Masturbation, I say put a candle on your special cake -you know the cake with white frosting? Ha Ha. And have fun.